Seven-sentence blog
People these days have the attention span of gnats so I’m going to try something different — a seven-sentence blog post.
Congrats to the new pope but I was hoping the conclave would elect Cardinal Pizzaballa because he could have called himself Pope Pie-us.
If the pope is younger than you, you might as well admit it — you are officially elderly.
The FDA should stop requiring drug advertisers to warn “Do not take so-and-so drug if you are allergic to it” because that sounds even stupider than “May cause uncontrollable diarrhea."
Wasn’t surprised to read that Jaguar is looking for a new ad agency after its current agency created the worst ad in history which you can see at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLtFIrqhfng
If you’re lucky enough to still have your Birthing Parent, wish them Happy Birthing Parents Day.
If you prefer this format to one that requires more time to read, let me know and I’ll write more like this.
